A New Declaration of Independence: No You Can't

I am boiling mad right now. Our Dear Leader is continuing his path of destruction through our great nation, while petty thugs and dictators rejoice around the world. Our brave soldiers retreat not because of our enemies, but because sheer stupidity and incompetence (I hope but know better) back in Washington force them to. Our great nation is being dismantled by leaps and bounds, by a tyrant duly elected by my fellow citizens. Those who fight against this tide of stupidity are maligned, silenced and condemned. The bones of the Founding Fathers are rolling in their graves, while the First Family maintains their date nights at our expense. The supposed guardians of our freedom drool over each picture of our Dear Leader, and call him a god. It is all too much.
We as citizens do not deserve this, nor should we stand for it. We in a unified voice must shout NO, YOU CAN'T, when they say yes we can. It is time to take back our nation from those who actively and intently wish to destroy our great nation. There can be no other explanation for what they are doing. Sheer incompetence can't explain it. We face the greatest domestic enemy that we have ever seen, whose mission is to humble the Great United States of America because in their minds we are a evil nation, one who does not deserve the providence that Almighty God has bestowed upon us. That being said, I hereby draft a new Declaration, one that states in our righteous anger that we have had enough, and we are not going to take it anymore. It should be ratified by you, the citizens of the greatest nation that our good earth has ever seen just in time for our nation's birthday, a date that the free world holds dear as the day in which the light of freedom was ignited over our world, never to be extinguished.
This declaration reads:

When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve their outrageous government, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. These rights and only these rights that in which we have created an imperfect but just union, one whose very nature we find under assault. The government created to secure these rights, has become the very tyranny that we fought to eradicate more than two hundred years ago. It has supplanted our Creator as the creator of rights, and no longer requires the consent of the governed in its machinations. It has become destructive in these ends. That whenever any form of government has done so, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. Prudence demands in our case to take this moral step, because the transgressions that we suffer are neither light or transient, but heavy with burden and permanent. When a long train of abuses and usurpations, as such we have suffered and will suffer, pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security. Such has been the patient sufferance of these United States; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their current systems of government. The history of the present President of the United States is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over these states. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has called for the defeat of our militaries, and commands them with incompetence and motivation for their defeat.
His government has suppressed the dissemination of vital knowledge to the public debate, and the organs of this government operate outside their constitutionally proscribed duties.
He has passed laws to destabilize and destroy the economy and lifeblood of the citizens of the United States, and used these laws to enrich his servants, noted lawbreakers and felons.
His government and party have disgraced themselves repeatedly, passing laws not desired or needed by the great people of the United States in pursuit of their rights granted not by him, but by our Creator, the god of the Jews and Christians.
He has erected a multitude of new offices, and sent hither new swarms of officers not necessary for good government.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his assent to their acts of pretended legislation:
The use of foreign law to make law underneath our sacred Constitution, bypassing its structure.
The use of suspect ideas, to suppress our liberties under the auspices of global good, in which our holy freedom is thrown away to protect us from nonexistent devils.
The confiscation of our personal wealth and property, to be distributed as he sees fit, to those who have no right to it, either by the sweat of their brow or claims of grievance and mistreatment.
The abdication of our laws, when it concerns a member of his government.
For taking away our charters, abolishing our most valuable laws, and altering fundamentally the forms of our governments and societies that we hold dear.
For making our own legislatures null and void through federal power, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
For forcing our elected officials through the power of the purse to accept his changes to our federal system, and thus burdening them with unjust expenses, that in turn rob the citizenry of our liberty and denying our pursuit of happiness.
For the suppression of the American ideal, the apology of our goodness, and the support in our name that is given to the vile and evil heads of state that continue to hold those yearning for freedom under iron yokes, all in pursuit of denying rights granted to all peoples by the Lord, our God.
He is at this time moving to confiscate massive amounts of our precious freedom and worth to complete the works of subjugation, reconstruction and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the head of a civilized nation.
In every stage of these oppressions we have petitioned for redress in the most humble terms: our repeated petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have we been wanting in attention to our fellow citizens who are taken in by this tyrant. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our distress and loss of freedom. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, enemies in war, in peace friends.
We, therefore, the citizens of the United States of America, assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the name, and by the authority of the good people of these states, solemnly publish and declare, that these United States are, and of right ought to be free and independent states; that they are absolved from all allegiance to the President of the United States, and that all political connection between them and the federal government, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as free and independent states, they have full power to allow our citizens the pursuit of which our Creator granted us, full and free of interference from dictatorship in Washington and to do all other acts and things which citizens embodied with the concept of freedom are entitled to do. And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.

With these words, I express the disgust that we hold our abhorrent government, and the things that it does in our name. We do not give our consent to its actions, and desire that it ceases those actions or be replaced by those who will follow the will of the governed. To those who remain with us, your support will be remembered, and rewarded when this government is brought to heel by our righteous anger. To those who oppose us, we will remember you as well, and thus you will join the failed experiments of the past, regulated to a sorry landmark in history as an example of the power of a determined citizenry, and its recourse to those who seek to remove its freedoms and liberties.